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    LOOK AT THIS BOWL OF SOY SAUCE FROZEN FOR HOURS AND FORMED INTO JELLY

    what-if-i-was-funny:

    sawmuchded:

    theprincessdiana:

    can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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    alright picasso calm down

    (Source: yzma)

    meadowkitten:

    I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

    opalesent:

    I want 0 responsibilities and a lot of lingerie

    (Source: hellotoriel)

    heyfunniest:

    Dogs.


    (Source: lindyhoppers)

    foreveralone-lyguy:

    dragonyuri1:

    now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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    (Source: weirdnessisgood)

    boytoyharper:

    lovette-guard-momma:

    How do the Delightful Children From Down The Lane date?

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    ahem

    lanashiftdelrey:

    *finishes tv series*

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    urbanfuck:

    urbanfuck:

    urbanfuck:

    anal sneezes are cute as shit

    sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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    this is not what i want to be remembered for

    (Source: gifmethat)

    THIS IS A VIDEO ORIGINALLY FROM HONG KONG

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)

    unclefather:

    gf: Come over

    me: i can’t i’m skiing

    gf: I have dog treats

    me: image

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